A blizzard has smashed his way into my city and he's making so much noise, he must be drunk. This is fine by me. I'm elbow deep in a new short story. But all this sitting on a Monday morning simply feels like an extended Sunday... so why not catch up on some Bible Study? Here are some particularly juicy passages from one of the most underrated books in the Bible... Numbers
And when the people complained, it displeased the LORD: and the LORD heard it; and his anger was kindled; and the fire of the LORD burnt among them, and consumed them .--11:1
And while the flesh was yet between their teeth, ere it was chewed, the wrath of the LORD was kindled against the people, and the LORD smote the people with a very great plague.--11:33
And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day ... And the LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones.--15:32-36
And there came out a fire from the LORD, and consumed the two hundred and fifty men that offered incense.--16:35
And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.--21:6
Behold, the people shall rise up as a great lion, and lift up himself as a young lion: he shall not lie down until he eat of the prey, and drink the blood of the slain.--23:24
And the LORD said unto Moses, Take all the heads of the people, and hang them up before the LORD against the sun, that the fierce anger of the LORD may be turned away from Israel.--25:4
And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? ... Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.--31:15-19
Praise the muthafuckin lord... and
Chrysalis, a growing collection of very short fiction.
Unless noted, all pics credited to Skitz O'Fuel.